longwillows: (✨ever fly in the twinkling)
kalmiya "worm off the string" longwillow ([personal profile] longwillows) wrote in [community profile] cultmirror2025-08-08 05:55 pm

2✨ pillow talking got my throat raspy [18+, opt-in]

[A sensation like a gentle tap on the shoulder, trying to draw someone's attention without alarm or spectacle. Which is a little strange, given that the voice which comes across the Murmur is generally a big fan of spectacle.] Hello, everyone. I hope you're all staying relatively safe out there.

I believe I've discovered something interesting.

[As always, her tone is light and breezy, but it's surprisingly absent any sign of jest.]

I'm not sure how many others have been experiencing unusually high arousal lately, but I'm given to believe that it's at least a few! I'm happy to report that having sex with someone does alleviate that. It seems to make it easier to control any strange abilities, as well. At least, it did for me.

However, there are some...hm, side-effects, I suppose? The things we can do with this psychic network, where we share thoughts, feelings, experiences... A sexual encounter with someone results in a persistent connection of that nature. You could share a lot with them that you didn't intend to, particularly during the act.

[Despite these words of warning, she doesn't seem terribly bothered by her own experiences, judging by the conversational ease with which she reports on them.]

I know that's the sort of thing that most people wouldn't want to be surprised by, so I thought it might be wise to share the pattern I've observed.

[Then, finally, some humor comes into the transmission of her voice:] That's all. Enjoy responsibly!


[ OOC: if this is information that you don't want your character to have at this juncture, feel free to assume that Kalmiya failed to reach them when sending out this message! they are also welcome to discover it within the Murmur at a later date if that works better for you; i don't want to make it harder for anyone to play out their preferred form of mess 🤭 thank you!! ]
opheliac: ✖ malagraphic (pic#17539394)

[personal profile] opheliac 2025-08-13 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not sure if ya heard the news, but love isn't real, toots. What YOU got is a bad case of Open Leg Pox. Serious condition. Screws with your standards. Wide enough for a ship to sail through. Hey! Maybe that's why you're feeling unsatisfied.

Speak for yourself; those things are pleasant things.
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[personal profile] opheliac 2025-08-14 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Longwillow. Well, I can't nickname you Long Legs; that's taken. How about Wide Legs?

Extra bats would be pretty cool. In case I end up empty-handed.
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[personal profile] opheliac 2025-08-17 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Woooaaaah, save some for the rest of us.

[that is sarcasm.]

Why would I need your help to keep an eye on bats?
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[personal profile] opheliac 2025-08-19 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No thanks, a bullet to the head can get more going just fine.

[she doesn't know how kal even looks like.]

I've only heard of bats, never seen one up close. But they're great for blowing off body parts, then I'll take your word for it.
opheliac: ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ (Spare the sympathy)

[personal profile] opheliac 2025-08-24 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! I spent my whole life breathing in toxic fumes. Sometimes for fun!

But thanks for a tip. You're becoming more useful by the second.
opheliac: ✖ palpo (I’ll let you cut in that line)

[personal profile] opheliac 2025-08-24 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Painting almost got you to an eight out of ten. Theeeeen you mentioned lying. Not a fan. Three points deducted.
Hugs? Eh. One point deducted.
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[personal profile] opheliac 2025-08-25 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you some kind of moron? Of course lying is worse. And if you think I shoot people for fun then I should tie you to a street pole and use you as bait.

Only pathetic sickos kill or blow people up for fun because they're amateurs and they're pretending to be a big shot.