pre- may event. (cw: voluntary amputation talk)

[salaryman]

If in the future, I may have to lose a limb ... might I get someone's permission in that is actually okay?

[ Does this give context? I don't think so. ]

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[hallowedly]

No.

[salaryman]

[ Hm. ]

How many people do I need to overturn your vote?

[sorte]

+1

[ why is Yuuto being crazy, you tell him, veterinarian guy. ]

projection of her imagination????

[opheliac]

What about this?

[salaryman]

It's too much bling for me.

[potentialman]

Yuuto-san. What the hell.

[salaryman]

Putting you down as a maybe.

[sorte]

Babe, this is one of those conversations where context is important.

[salaryman]

Darling, someone said I should get permission if I decide to lose a limb in the future, and feel like this is the best way to go about it~

[zauns]

Just for fun? What interesting hobbies you have.

[salaryman]

Hello, Silco-san.

I can't say that it'll be for fun. I can't see the future.

[for_sake]

‘May have to lose a limb’ s'pretty damning... Are ya planning to lose a limb?

[salaryman]

[ Rah-roh, right, be a responsible adult. ]

Certainly not.

[dogmetaphors]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

[salaryman]

Can someone be on my side?

[closetdweller]

Look man... You do you. We can't stop you from fulfilling your dreams.

[A beat passes- and the silence feels like it's filled with judgement. ]

It's a weird way to get some entertainment, though. If you're that bored, have you considered burning things?

[salaryman]

I guess that is true.

[ A beat before he lets out a soft ha-ha. ]

I'm afraid that's not my element of choice.

[deflagrate]

You have to?

[salaryman]

It might be something I need to do.

[fmaj]

The fuck.

[Every single time Yuuto shows up in Johnny's consciousness it's almost always a context in which there is no other alternative than to ask "what the fuck".]

[salaryman]

Can I throw you down as a maybe?

[merged]

This isn't a super weird thing to ask permission for. [ Sarcasm ] What the hell, Yuuto? Do what you want.

[salaryman]

I'd say a "yes," but I don't think I'm going to get it.

[ He is reaching out with the Murmur to lightly pat her shoulder. ]

[trashblaze]

[ ?!?!?! ]

Yuuto! I already—!

[ … had to make a finger for you before. Is this a sacrifice for Sleep all over again? How many more times does this need to happen? Actually, does it really need to happen? ]

Please, stop it! Don't hurt yourself like this!

[salaryman]

I haven't done anything. [ Yet. ]

[longwillows]

They're your limbs, sir. Do whatever you want with them!

Even odds your Vessel changes will mess with them anyway.

[salaryman]

Are your limbs still as lovely as they were when you came here?

1/2

[nestingdevil]

[Oh, for the love of all that is equivalent and exchanged.]

2/2

[nestingdevil]

oi, oi, oi. would rather avoid that if we can, suits. might know my fair share when it comes to alchemy, but i wouldn't have the first clue how to make you some automail

[snaggletooth]

You don't have any extra. Does your Vessel type at least allow them to grow back?

[salaryman]

You know... I don't think it does.

[schietto]

[ He doesn't understand what's going on here, even moreso after everyone's reactions. They're all over the place, damn. Guess he'll offer a different approach. ]

This went over my head. On the off chance it happens, however; if you can keep the limb, it can be reattached.

[salaryman]

You could reattach it?

oh my god why

[retaliatings]

I would advise against it but I can't actually stop you if you decide to cut off something.

pat pat pat

[salaryman]

I guess that's true, isn't it?

No one can stop anyone but that doesn't mean they don't end up hurt by it, huh?

[tequila_sunset]

“What?”

In the background his jumbled thoughts hum on the murmur in concern and confusion.

“Are you…okay?”

[salaryman]

At the moment, yes!