two.

[hallowedly]

( Happy 5:27 a.m. across the Murmur to you, brought to you by: the chirpiest man alive. )

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when — ♫ ...oh! Good morning.

How is everyone? Done snapping, biting or aggressively twirling your antennae at each other, yet? ( What an April it's been, eh? )

I don't suppose anyone might have a hunting knife or dagger to spare? I seem to have lost custody rights of my old reliable again. So funny how that keeps happening!

As for the second small matter... may I ask how everyone's efforts to end our luxurious vacation have been going, of late? Has there been return on anyone's investment to chat or trade body parts with our dear landlady?

( ooc: obligatory 'threadjack each other away' etc. )

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[perilously]

Trade body parts?

[ actually he has more than just that question, a grating feeling, sandpaper claws instead of tongue...which he holds otherwise, for the moment. ]

[hallowedly]

There's despair in this world the likes of which you haven't tasted.

[perilously]

[ he does not expect any other kind of answer but he can still be annoyed by it. then again, his question could be better than a parrot's echo. maybe he'd feel more criticized if he didn't have high aversion to it in the first place. ]

So you've done it yourself?

[ just a cat, getting its claws stuck in someone's pantleg and pretending he's not. ]

[hallowedly]

Ah. ( The most amused little pulse - ) No, I'm afraid not quite.

[hallowedly]

That seems a little unreasonable, wouldn't you say?

[perilously]

I don't know. Definitely extreme.

[ since he's not really sure how people could ever be sure the other end of those deals would be met. for that amused pulse there's an equal if not greater recoil. ]

So who has?

[ he can make some Guesses but he'll ask too. cat tail effectively lashing. ]

[hallowedly]

( Ah, still laughing. )

Should I be telling?