two.

[hallowedly]

( Happy 5:27 a.m. across the Murmur to you, brought to you by: the chirpiest man alive. )

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when — ♫ ...oh! Good morning.

How is everyone? Done snapping, biting or aggressively twirling your antennae at each other, yet? ( What an April it's been, eh? )

I don't suppose anyone might have a hunting knife or dagger to spare? I seem to have lost custody rights of my old reliable again. So funny how that keeps happening!

As for the second small matter... may I ask how everyone's efforts to end our luxurious vacation have been going, of late? Has there been return on anyone's investment to chat or trade body parts with our dear landlady?

( ooc: obligatory 'threadjack each other away' etc. )

Comments

[hallowedly]

I wonder what brought that on.

[deflagrate]

About my childhood? Are we sharing childhood stories?

[hallowedly]

You're so opposed?

[deflagrate]

Only if they're tall tales of no merit.

[hallowedly]

That's hardly the case.

[deflagrate]

Would you like to start, senpai?

[hallowedly]

During my teenage years, I met a young boy under a tree.

He was scrawny, quite impudent and looked like a girl.

[deflagrate]

You met a child. How else would they be?

[hallowedly]

Manly, aloof, strong?

[deflagrate]

That sounds like a very lonely child.

[hallowedly]

Weren't we all?

[deflagrate]

[ honesty for honesty, maybe? ]

I had Paul.

[hallowedly]

...that young?

[deflagrate]

Younger.

[hallowedly]

...really. Kasumi.

[deflagrate]

Don't get precious now, Sakurazuka-san.

[hallowedly]

I do draw some lines.

[deflagrate]

[ interesting. ]

Good to know, surprising as it is.

Paul is a teddy bear, senpai.

[hallowedly]

My, my. We'll have to find you another one here.