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cultmirror2026-05-13 11:55 am
closetdweller) wrote in cultmirror2026-05-13 11:55 am
Middle of Week 2 | The Fallen Angel Knows The Game
Is this all y'all's first time?
[The city was on fire. Somehow.
But it was clear that Hanzo Urushihara, sometimes called General Lucifer, sometimes called Luci by people who liked him, was slurping down a violently blue slushie as if he were on the beach watching someone's else's tantrum turn into everyone else's bad day.
He was worried about his own things as well- but there wasn't much that he could do to help outside of the Crosby Hotel. If he had full access to his full magic..
It didn't matter, no matter what the odds were.]
Being stuck in the middle of Demi-Gods having a nasty divorce, I mean. It's bad no matter which way you look, but let's focus on the good thing here?
No one is building an army. I don't think they are, anyway. It'll end bad if someone does. Then... I don't know, we'd have to wait five hundred years for someone to show up, rebuild, and finish the job?
[He made a thoughtful noise- and then shook his head.]
That'll take too long. They both need therapy, and they both need to pick better people to obsess over. Someone who won't give them up or let them down...
Anyway. The ash is gonna be annoying. It sticks to everything like snow, and it's a pain to clean.
Just... Don't do anything. At all. Seriously- if you wanna do it, don't.
[The city was on fire. Somehow.
But it was clear that Hanzo Urushihara, sometimes called General Lucifer, sometimes called Luci by people who liked him, was slurping down a violently blue slushie as if he were on the beach watching someone's else's tantrum turn into everyone else's bad day.
He was worried about his own things as well- but there wasn't much that he could do to help outside of the Crosby Hotel. If he had full access to his full magic..
It didn't matter, no matter what the odds were.]
Being stuck in the middle of Demi-Gods having a nasty divorce, I mean. It's bad no matter which way you look, but let's focus on the good thing here?
No one is building an army. I don't think they are, anyway. It'll end bad if someone does. Then... I don't know, we'd have to wait five hundred years for someone to show up, rebuild, and finish the job?
[He made a thoughtful noise- and then shook his head.]
That'll take too long. They both need therapy, and they both need to pick better people to obsess over. Someone who won't give them up or let them down...
Anyway. The ash is gonna be annoying. It sticks to everything like snow, and it's a pain to clean.
Just... Don't do anything. At all. Seriously- if you wanna do it, don't.
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...Blue orange-flavoured alcohol?
( what he hasn't said once again saturates the Murmur: the impression that hanzo is like those old uncles who get drunk at 2 in the afternoon. )
Woah, guess it makes sense you'd know about that stuff. But won't getting drunk make ya feel hotter for a couple hours?
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I never tried it before.
[He's the opposite of the drunk uncle. He's the undying preteen with no impulse control.
He just had a summer job making slushies.]
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( it's hard to wrap his head around someone who ran amok with demons for centuries trying it for the first time now… )
There wasn't any when you were, y'know... doing stuff before ending up in Tokyo?
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We didn't need to eat human food.
And only the three of us ended up in Tokyo. We had bigger problems, like learning the language and learning how to eat, to even bother thinking about hard drinks.